The fugitive is the only good movie -- Shit, actually -- On marriage -- Dude, you gotta stop listening to your mom -- Literally a bird's diary -- Harry plot hole -- Big boy freaky Friday -- Time travel doesn't make sense and I think we should make it illegal -- I'd prefer a highway away from the danger zone, but okay -- Fabrizio's last meatball -- Dead man's pants -- Men yelling men yelling men yelling -- ...Miami? -- The real monster is inspections -- No toucan will ever make me have sex! -- Look at your little punk British ass -- All the kissing in the world could not save it -- Auf wierdersehen, kinderbjorn! -- Manual for shitheads -- Never boring, always horny -- Speed 2 is not canon -- The shawsnake redumptruck -- Know your enemy.