Semiprologue -- Peripheral visionary -- Zits and tits -- The pipe that was never played -- My red parachute (and other dreams) -- Confessions of a rhyme-a-holic -- Little Bo Peep, the glitter queen, and the girl in the yellow Corvette -- Noise in the attic (snow days) -- Ladies and genitals...I'm not a bad guy (just egotestical) -- The hood, the bad, the ugly...hammered with Hemingway -- Food poisoning at a family picnic -- Getting lost on your way to the middle -- Where you end and I begin...again (the goddess) -- Trouble in Paradise (losing your grip on the life fantastic) -- The bitch goddess of Billboard -- Holy smoke, quest for the Grand Pashmina, and the big chill of twenty summers -- To Zanzibar and back -- Falling in love is hard on the knees -- Take a walk inside my mind....